Euro Boob

Sorry boys, no pics for this story.

One of our chill days me and Anne decided to play some basketball in the pool. It was just the two of us until a European family showed up. A mother, her 2 kids in the water and their father who wasn't in the pool but was filming them swimming.

So we let them shoot with us. I mostly stayed near the net and just grabbed the rebounds when they would miss and pass the ball to them.

Well once a long rebound came to Anne and she passed it off to the mom (who will from now on be referred to as Euro Boob). Anne realized that one of Euro Boob's boobs had popped out of her bathing suit. But instead of tell her that, she just turned away! --> Love this chick.

So Euro Boob throws up a shot, missed and I grabbed the rebound. I turn around to pass the ball off to one of the kids and see her boob hanging out... WTF!

The dad who is filming realizes and starts screaming "your boob" in their language. But being a euro whore Euro Boob wasn't even phased. She popped the boob back in her suit and kept playing.

This was followed by the most awkward 2 minutes of my life. Finally we just peaced out and for the remainder of our trip we tried to avoid Euro Boob whenever we saw her.

Conversations w/ Strangers...

1.) First day meeting the new guy from the Netherlands:

Me- So where are you from

New Guy- From the Netherlands

Me- So does that make you a neanderthal?

New Guy- .... nice meeting you (walks away)


2.) Buying dad's birthday gift from nice elderly woman from the jewelry store.

*Scenario- Pam (sales associate) was an uber nice lady who took the time to help me, Anne and Jane pick the best gift for dad's 50th bday. We had narrowed it down to 2 watches and suggested that I pick because I SHOULD know what my dad would like rather then the 2 girls

Me- Okay we'll go with that one

Pam- Great choice

Me- Yeah in most cases men are always right and women should just agree

Pam- Yes.... wait NOOOOOO.

LOL, I wish I could take photos of people's reactions when situations like this occur. This random picture from google does not do Pam's expression justice, but you get the idea.



3.) "Awesome"

*Scenario- My coworker's sister had this awesome t-shirt that a friend of hers had hand made w/ trini slang and sayings. Please keep in mind that everyone at this party was JUICED and i am very much anti-cancer

Me- So who made your shirt?

Coworker's Sister- Oh my friend who died of cancer

Me- Awesome

Jordan- Umm, NO! Not awesome.

Me- THE SHIRT THE SHIRT is awesome... not your friend dieing


4.) "Rockin' that shit"

*Scenario- I'm sitting at my desk at work when my co-worker picks up my ipod to ask me what I'm listening to

CW- What are you listening to?
*Picks up ipod and reads "Rockin' that shit" by The Dream

Me- *Looks up* It's a love song...

CW- *Puts ipod down and slowly walks away...

In the begining

Hello people of the internet. I've decided to keep a reflection of my recollections to my trip back to the Philippines. This is mostly a way to keep up in touch w/ my peoples back here in Canada but if you happen to stumble upon this then just enjoy and take my thoughts, actions and experiences with a grain salt.

Most of you strangers who read this will probably ask what's wrong w/ me? Is this guy retarded? Seriously.

But in all honesty I do what I do cause I think it's funny or will be fun. Most things I do I usually regret but hey that's life. A good friend of mine, Matt Alatiit (email me for his personal contact information) labeled me as an entity within reality. Well welcome to my reality...

Oh in anticipation for the hate I'll be receiving for my profile pic... it's the best one i have hahaha