Happy birthday dad... here's a video of me and Anne wishing you a happy bday... and yes I'm lip syncing
Monday, March 30, 2009
Better then K-Fed
Do you know how it feels to surpass one of your idols? I wonder if Allen Iverson felt the same way I feel when he crossed over MJ...
Well this weekend I realized I surpassed the lyrical skills of my former idol Kevin Federline. Case in point, lyrics from 2006's "hit" (hahaha shit I'm laughing just type that out) "Lose Control"...
"Don't hate 'cuz I'm a superstar and I married a superstar"
This idiot rhymed the word superstar w/ superstar. 'Nuff said. Reezy drops knowledge...
"Amazin, like a craisin... half cranberry and half raisin" ©
Conversations w/ Strangers...
1.) First day meeting the new guy from the Netherlands:
Me- So where are you from
New Guy- From the Netherlands
Me- So does that make you a neanderthal?
New Guy- .... nice meeting you (walks away)
2.) Buying dad's birthday gift from nice elderly woman from the jewelry store.
*Scenario- Pam (sales associate) was an uber nice lady who took the time to help me, Anne and Jane pick the best gift for dad's 50th bday. We had narrowed it down to 2 watches and suggested that I pick because I SHOULD know what my dad would like rather then the 2 girls
Me- Okay we'll go with that one
Pam- Great choice
Me- Yeah in most cases men are always right and women should just agree
Pam- Yes.... wait NOOOOOO.
LOL, I wish I could take photos of people's reactions when situations like this occur. This random picture from google does not do Pam's expression justice, but you get the idea.
3.) "Awesome"
*Scenario- My coworker's sister had this awesome t-shirt that a friend of hers had hand made w/ trini slang and sayings. Please keep in mind that everyone at this party was JUICED and i am very much anti-cancer
Me- So who made your shirt?
Coworker's Sister- Oh my friend who died of cancer
Me- Awesome
Jordan- Umm, NO! Not awesome.
Me- THE SHIRT THE SHIRT is awesome... not your friend dieing
4.) "Rockin' that shit"
*Scenario- I'm sitting at my desk at work when my co-worker picks up my ipod to ask me what I'm listening to
CW- What are you listening to?
*Picks up ipod and reads "Rockin' that shit" by The Dream
Me- *Looks up* It's a love song...
CW- *Puts ipod down and slowly walks away...
Me- So where are you from
New Guy- From the Netherlands
Me- So does that make you a neanderthal?
New Guy- .... nice meeting you (walks away)
2.) Buying dad's birthday gift from nice elderly woman from the jewelry store.
*Scenario- Pam (sales associate) was an uber nice lady who took the time to help me, Anne and Jane pick the best gift for dad's 50th bday. We had narrowed it down to 2 watches and suggested that I pick because I SHOULD know what my dad would like rather then the 2 girls
Me- Okay we'll go with that one
Pam- Great choice
Me- Yeah in most cases men are always right and women should just agree
Pam- Yes.... wait NOOOOOO.
LOL, I wish I could take photos of people's reactions when situations like this occur. This random picture from google does not do Pam's expression justice, but you get the idea.
3.) "Awesome"
*Scenario- My coworker's sister had this awesome t-shirt that a friend of hers had hand made w/ trini slang and sayings. Please keep in mind that everyone at this party was JUICED and i am very much anti-cancer
Me- So who made your shirt?
Coworker's Sister- Oh my friend who died of cancer
Me- Awesome
Jordan- Umm, NO! Not awesome.
Me- THE SHIRT THE SHIRT is awesome... not your friend dieing
4.) "Rockin' that shit"
*Scenario- I'm sitting at my desk at work when my co-worker picks up my ipod to ask me what I'm listening to
CW- What are you listening to?
*Picks up ipod and reads "Rockin' that shit" by The Dream
Me- *Looks up* It's a love song...
CW- *Puts ipod down and slowly walks away...
Are whores cannibals?
If a woman swallows when finished performing oral sex on a man are they considered a cannibal?
Back to the future...
Back from the future... i came to kill your pathetic blogs. I'm tired of reading crappy blogs and telling myself fuck i could do better. And then I realized I already had a blog.
Ensin Kim lay in a course for the nearest worm hole...
"Aye captain"
*Wormhole noises.... woorrooaoaoahhhhhhhhh vroooommmnnnahahahaha liinnnngga
(tell me that's not how a worm hole sounds and i'll ask you when the last time you were near a worm hole)
Monday, July 21, 2008
The Rest... Cliff Notes Style
Yeah yeah i know it's been like 2 months since i got back from the phils. But i'm finally getting around to updating my blog. Because I want to commemorate my trip like I originally planned? No. Because I was reliving my trip on one of my boring mornings at work? Nope.
SO I CAN SPITE MATT ALATIIT. TELLING ME I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH MY BLOG. FUCK YOU BUDDY. TAKE THIS!
So here's the cliff notes for the rest of the trip.
Boracay- WAS STRAIGHT UP B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
It started with the hotel. Boracay Tropics was awesome! Literally 10 steps from the beach, breath taking views, a pool you can spend all day and night in, an awesome restaurant, with great live music every night and a kick ass spa!
The food was again top notch. Ate at a great place for lunch where me and my fam feasted on lobsters. The seafood in Bora was top notch. On our last night me and Anne had a great dinner at a Greek restaurant called Abe. Never thought i'd try raw beef but it was an awesome appy. The lamb was good too.
The night life was crazy as well. Drinking, smoking sheesha and late night swimming in the beach. Definitely one of the best times of my life.
Sounds like a good trip eh? Well I didn't even get to the beach hoping. 5 hour beach hoping trip where we got to explore different islands, 2 caves, go scuba diving and have our own beach to ourselves for lunch!
After Boracay was a family reunion at my mom's province. It was a great time at a pool. And i'll never forget the memories (or the giant callouses i got from playing ball barefoot) I took away from that day.
Then came a week in Cavite. Prepping for my grandparents anniversary. We had to learn a catilion (basically a traditional spanish dance) which sucked. We were forced to spend literally hours a day throughout the week practicing that shit. But in the end it really made my grandparents anniversary so it was all worth it.
The week was littered with nights of getting completely wasted on my grandparents roof... yeah i said roof. but this is not what you're thinking.
A fun little reunion as well were my giant family was split into teams and competed in events. All i cared about was taking home the gold in Basketball which we did.
This was followed with another crazy night in Manila with Hammer Time and Claudine. Shut down a gay comedy and had the best time. That and surprise 4am shiatzu massages was the cherry on the top.
Finally the second to last full day in the phils was quiet the experience with Anne. Touring through Manila in everything from the train, bus, tricycle, JEEPNEY and CAB! haha
This was a life changing trip. Makes me want to go back more often and i hope i'll be able to do that in the future.
SO I CAN SPITE MATT ALATIIT. TELLING ME I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH MY BLOG. FUCK YOU BUDDY. TAKE THIS!
So here's the cliff notes for the rest of the trip.
Boracay- WAS STRAIGHT UP B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
It started with the hotel. Boracay Tropics was awesome! Literally 10 steps from the beach, breath taking views, a pool you can spend all day and night in, an awesome restaurant, with great live music every night and a kick ass spa!
The food was again top notch. Ate at a great place for lunch where me and my fam feasted on lobsters. The seafood in Bora was top notch. On our last night me and Anne had a great dinner at a Greek restaurant called Abe. Never thought i'd try raw beef but it was an awesome appy. The lamb was good too.
The night life was crazy as well. Drinking, smoking sheesha and late night swimming in the beach. Definitely one of the best times of my life.
Sounds like a good trip eh? Well I didn't even get to the beach hoping. 5 hour beach hoping trip where we got to explore different islands, 2 caves, go scuba diving and have our own beach to ourselves for lunch!
After Boracay was a family reunion at my mom's province. It was a great time at a pool. And i'll never forget the memories (or the giant callouses i got from playing ball barefoot) I took away from that day.
Then came a week in Cavite. Prepping for my grandparents anniversary. We had to learn a catilion (basically a traditional spanish dance) which sucked. We were forced to spend literally hours a day throughout the week practicing that shit. But in the end it really made my grandparents anniversary so it was all worth it.
The week was littered with nights of getting completely wasted on my grandparents roof... yeah i said roof. but this is not what you're thinking.
A fun little reunion as well were my giant family was split into teams and competed in events. All i cared about was taking home the gold in Basketball which we did.
This was followed with another crazy night in Manila with Hammer Time and Claudine. Shut down a gay comedy and had the best time. That and surprise 4am shiatzu massages was the cherry on the top.
Finally the second to last full day in the phils was quiet the experience with Anne. Touring through Manila in everything from the train, bus, tricycle, JEEPNEY and CAB! haha
This was a life changing trip. Makes me want to go back more often and i hope i'll be able to do that in the future.
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