Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Game 2


Wednesday, May 6/09

111 (LA) - 98(HOU)
Series tied @ 1 a piece

I gotta admit after game 1 I was depressed. It felt like the first few days of a break up... I didn't want to talk about it, I changed my status on blackberry messenger to "unavailable", I didn't hit the usual NBA websites, I didn't even touch my blog.

But throughout the past 2 days I never wavered from what I knew would be the final outcome of game 2. A statement game. I knew the team I've followed since I was a small child would not let me down. I knew my favorite player EVER would not let it happen.

KB came out on fire w/ 15 1st quarter points and finally got some help w/ Pau Gasol chipping in 13. Although LO only chipped in w/ 7 points, his intangible skills were easily the X factor as he added 11 boards, 4 assists and 1 steal.

The game was not w/o controversy as Derrick Fisher was ejected after stepping into a Louis Scola pick. He flattened out Scola, but at the same time took a decent gash to the side of the head. Flagerent 2 and a possible suspension for game 3.

Former Laker Von Wafer was ejected... from his own bench by Rick Adelman the head coach of the Rockets! As a bench warmer who has a had a handful of decent games, I don't think that gives you the right to start chirping at your head coach.

And finally Ron Ron tossed in the 4th Q. Yes Kobe hit'em in the throat, but not hard enough to warrant a foul! C'mon Ron Ron, you know better then anyone when you're battling on the block you run the chance of getting hurt. Don't go chasing Kobe across the floor and getting into his face, especially when your team still has a chance to win.

This serious is quickly turning into a slobber knocker! Can't wait till game 3.

BTW I'm predicting 4-2 final for the Lakers.

PS- I hate Bynum... Real Talk

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Middle Earth

Matt aka Heavy Danger has been exiled to Middle Earth, aka Castlegar, BC.

He just called me to tell me how there is absolutely nothing in Castlegar, no Rogers Video, no Future Shop, No Walmart, NOTHING.

And there is one Asian restaraunt. Half Chinese half Japanese.

Hahaha aww that sucks buddy.

If you guys feel bad please send Matt a txt msg or call him. Call him at any time, day or night. Pass his number around to all your friends, relatives and strangers. Write it in bathroom stalls, park benches, on old people, where ever.

(250) 304-3810

Pac the Hitman

He pants so hards.... out in round 2.

Soju... So Juiced

Hit SOLE for Matt's final night in civilization.

Awesome joint. Got some premo service. And downed a ton of Soju. Can't believe everyone actually made it out.


1.) Peeing on Matt's kicks
2.) Rudy know's the Peggers
3.) Ash whispers on a microphone
4.) Ash hogs the mic for 4 hours
5.) Jordan doesn't like Kareoke *Wink wink

Pre-game before the Pre-game

Friday, May 1

I thought it would be a great idea to pre-game before Matt's pre-game going away party. So I hit Moxie's after work w/ some people from the office.

Bad idea... had a headache the rest of the night.

But we finally hit Phil's place to pre-game. Me, Matt, Leah, and Phil were the only ones pre-gaming. A bottle of Agave I brought back from Mexico. Swine-flu free... but w/ a scorpian. Yes mofos, I said Scorpian.

Guess who got the honors of eating it?

Onto Sole for the actual party...

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Best Shirt Ever

The Flags V-Neck Tee

This bad boy is my perfect shirt. It combines all my favorite things.

Favorite Colorway- Black/Maize
Favorite Article of Clothing- V-neck T's
Favorite Brand- Crooks & Castles


Shout out to J-phkr for the Kloop order.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009


Dear Calgary,

I love you. I really do. I love my ghetto NE neighborhood, I love the erratic weather patterns, I love Kensington, 17th ave, Prince's Island park, Eau Claire, I even love Stampede, although it's been years since I've been down.

So don't take this wrong when I say....

HAHA Flames SUCK! Thank god they've been eliminated. 4 straight years being eliminated out in the first round. Pathetic. I'm glad I don't have to see another jersey in the office, hear any Flames talk or have my local programing cancelled by some stupid game.

PS- stop making excuses about injuries. Oh so and so was hurt, and blah blah wasn't @ 100%. As a team you should all take a collective deep breathe, change your tampons and go braid your vag pubes.

Lakers Rule All, 4-1 elimination win over the Utah Jazz. That's how you fucking do it. Real Talk