7 hour lay over w/ no where to fck

Small world. When we were waiting for our flight from Calgary to Van I spotted some chinky looking guy staring at me. Our eyes met and i couldn't stop staring at him. Not in a homosexual way but the guy looked familiar. Turns out it was this guy James who i had over one night for a party. Hadn't seen him in well over a year so it was nice to catch up. He was on route to Van to surprise his moms for mothers day and he ended up sitting one row behind us.

We touched down in Van a little after 7 and grabbed a coffee with james before his ride arrived. Like i said before it was great to catch up with him but the conversation peeked after i ran out of things to talk about and i explained in detail on how i was going to join the mile high club w/ anne or by myself. :|

We grabbed some sushi for dinner and i could tell i was a little anxious to get on our way because i only had one sushi meal. No fat boy special today. I also caught the end of the Lakers vs. Jazz game which just pissed me off. 1 hour down, 6 more to go.

(Before the conclusion of the Lakers game)

We decided to check the weight restrictions on our carry on's and realized we were a combined 10 lbs over. But all good cause Ma's straight and she pulled out jeans and we threw them over top what we were already wearing. She even threw on a pair of my lebrons to save weight. (insert small feet joke by Allan and/or Jordan here) --> fuck you homos hahaha.



Some time between hour 2 and 3 of waiting Hammer time and co arrived and we checked in. We got a nice little scare at the check in when they told us that Anne was only allowed to stay in the phils for 3 weeks because she wasn't born in the phils.

It was awesome how the chanks at the check in made it sound like she wouldn't be allowed to go but of course they let her go but not before she almost teared up. hahaha.

So we finally got checked in around 11 and i decided to run the twins ragged so they could zonk out on the plane. an hour and an asthma scare later the lil bastards were still going strong.

We finally started boarding around 1:20 but again got stopped before we got on because the chanks at china air got pissed we had 2 carry ons each. I understand that if those were the rules they should've said something when we checked in but these fckn chanks waited till we were boarding to let us know.

So they confiscated our carry ons and checked them in with our check in luggage. One more final "fck off chanks" and we were finally off.