T's Bday

So today was my coworker Tanya's (aka "T") birthday. I was in charge of getting the cupcakes and decorating her cubicle.

First mission- Cupcakes and decorations. I called Cakeworks and ordered cupcakes and balloons. And have the following conversation:

Her- Have you ever ordered w/ us before?
Me- No, but I was in there yesterday w/ my gf. We ordered that cake for our god daughter's birthday
Her- Oh yes I remember, is this for your gf?
Me- No... it's for my wife
Her- Oh... well I guess that's non of my business

LOL

Second mission- Leave lunch w/o raising suspicion- After lunch was over I made an excuse to duck out of Flat Iron early. My excuse? This weekend is Easter and I have to prepare.

Third mission- Decorating- I got back to the office and decorated her cubicle. This is why I should never be in charge of decorations

T's a trooper. I told her if she took one streamer down I'd be pissed. She worked all afternoon in that mess! Hahaha. Awesome. You are today's Freak-A-Da-Day!

Doogie Howser

Early Monday morning and I've had the theme song to Doogie Howser stuck in my head. I've even caught myself whistling it out loud several times this morning.

If you don't know who Doogie Howser is peep wikepdia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doogie_Howser

Neil Patrick Harris- The greatest actor of our generation.

Weekend Recap

Friday- Quadruple late night date at Moxie's. Me, Anne, Matt, Leah, Har, Mike, Rudy and "Lil miss 5 moxie sized monkeys lunch and 2 moxie sized paralyzers" aka Ash.

Saturday- Har's house warming. Lesson of the evening: Antibiotics, pain killers, 6 beers, 6 mojitos and a forgotten amount of rum and vodka shots DO NOT MIX. Another lesson learned, my gf is the best and does deserve props for putting up w/ my shit.

Sunday- An hour and a half cleaning up the mess I made in wifey's car, 2 hours of ball @ cardel w/ J-phkr, Arnold and Dave. And then then date night w/ wifey. Sushi at Globefish (2 thumbs and one erection up!) and Fast and the Furious 4.

*Watch out later this week on my review of both Globe Fish and FF4.

Gossip Guy Vol.1

Spotted at the Sunridge Mall... Gym Nazi's significant other w/ a younger man. Who could this be? And could it spell trouble for our star crossed lovers? Stay tuned...

-Gossip Guy

J-Phkr's Business Contacts

J-Phkr has a conversation with his Project Manager about a business contact found in his rolodex:

PM: “what’s FCNY?”
J-Phkr: “oh…Flight Club New York”
PM: “what’s that?”
J-Phkr: “It’s a shoe store…probably the best in New York”
PM: “like…”
J-Phkr: “like sneakers and stuff”
PM: “why do you have their business card in your Rolodex?”
J-Phkr: “….I don’t know..” *blank stare
PM: *walks away*

So much pain

Friday morning and I'm in so much pain. Like gut wrenching excruciating pain. It feels like someone nailed a nail to my hip, attached a rubber band around the nail and nailed it to the back of lower thigh. It kills to stand up or to move in any direction.

And what does my doctor prescribe? Does he give me a recommendation to see a chiropractor? No. Does he recommend deep tissue massages? No. This son of a bitch gives me a prescription for a months worth of muscle relaxants. Thanks for nothing.

@ the Doctors

I fucking hate doctors. I made an appointment on Monday and they told me the next available date was at the end of May. Wtf? What if I was dying? I gotta wait till May? Fuck that.

But luck would have it there was a cancellation and I got an appointment for today, April 2 @ 1pm. I arrive @ 12:45 and a half hour later I'm still waiting. Why the fuck would you make an appointment if you still gotta wait?

And another thing, if you've ever been to a doctors office in the NE you'll feel me on this. I feel like I'm in a fucking terrorist convention and all these mother fuckers are just waiting to get bombs strapped onto them.

I'm just waiting for Aladin to snatch my blackberry while Abu distracts me. Fucking Agrabah.

-rant over