So much pain

Friday morning and I'm in so much pain. Like gut wrenching excruciating pain. It feels like someone nailed a nail to my hip, attached a rubber band around the nail and nailed it to the back of lower thigh. It kills to stand up or to move in any direction.

And what does my doctor prescribe? Does he give me a recommendation to see a chiropractor? No. Does he recommend deep tissue massages? No. This son of a bitch gives me a prescription for a months worth of muscle relaxants. Thanks for nothing.