Lazy River

A conversation in the pool last night w/ J-Phkr:

Me- So this resort me and Anne are staying at in Mexico has a lazy river that runs through the entire resort property.

J-Phkr- Oooh Oooh is that uhh... a natural lazy river?

Me- A natural lazy river? That would make it a river... fool.

Lesson learned- Common sense is not so common in everyone